"I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep."
YOU DID NOT QUOTE SPONGEBOB AND MAKE IT SOUND POETIC AND BEAUTIFUL
I DIDN’T MEAN IT
i hate when mosquitos do that
Angel the Pyro discovers the majesty of Heavie’s Huo-Long Heater
Every Sports Interview
my mom just came into my room and said “you don’t love me…all you love is frank iero!”
When you reblog one of those prompts and get no asks
This is important
i just imagine trespassers coming on your lawn so you open this, they fall in the pool, and then you close it again.
eventually people are falling into a pool of skeletons if you gotta lotta trespassers
at least they won’t be bone dryCAN WE JUST HAVE ONE COOL POSTONE
A message to everyone who’s ever sent me anon love
the next time you get a snack out of a vending machine I hope the thingy goes for too long and you get TWO instead
who’s ready to see grumpy sky dragon dad in the remakes (me me me)
dog out of water. solution: eat other dog